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👗 30 signs you have WAY too many clothes 👗
　　
女人衣櫥裡的衣服，沒有最多，只有更多。多到衣櫃裝不下，多到衣架不夠用，多到不知穿什麼好。
　　
❖ 1. Trying to keep your wardrobe organized is like a full-time job 
需要專門騰出一大塊時間整理衣櫃
❖ 2. You have to do a charity shop clear-out every other month 
每隔一個月都要出清一些不穿的衣服給慈善商店
❖ 3. You often find things you swear you must have been drunk to buy 
經常發現一些不知什麼時候“失手”買來的衣服
❖ 4. Under your bed is full of shoe boxes that you haven't opened in forever 
床底下有不少根本從沒打開過的鞋盒子
❖ 5. You have to rotate your summer and winter wardrobes to make more room 
需要互相倒騰放夏裝和冬裝的地方，以便騰出些空間
❖ 6. You spend your days googling walk-in wardrobes 
在網上到處搜超大的衣櫃
❖ 7. When people tell you they've never seen you wear the same thing twice 
有人跟你說，他們從沒見你穿過重樣的衣服
❖ 8. You run out of hangers 
衣架不夠用了
❖ 9. Nothing gets you going quite like a good storage solution 
總也找不出存放衣服的最佳解決方案
❖ 10. You have clothes in your wardrobe, the spare room, the loft AND various suitcases 
衣櫃、空房間、閣樓、各種行李箱……到處都放著你的衣服
❖ 11. Finding that specific skirt you need takes hours, sometimes days 
想找到要穿的那件短裙需要好幾個小時，甚至好幾天
❖ 12. There's nothing quite like the rush of discovering something you forgot you owned 
突然發現你竟然還有這樣一件衣服，簡直讓你喜出望外
❖ 13. Coats have no place in your wardrobe - they take up WAY too much room 
衣櫃沒地方放外套了——因為外套太占地方
❖ 14. You could quite happily give away half of your sunglasses collection and still have a pair for every weekend of the year 
即使你樂於把一半的太陽鏡都送人，還是會發現每個週末都可以戴不重樣的
❖ 15. You never have anything to wear - mostly because of all the clothes disguising actual outfits 
你總是不知道穿什麼好——主要是因為衣服太多，不知道怎麼搭配才最好
❖ 16. No one ever wants to buy you clothes for your birthday. "You have enough" 
你生日沒人送你衣服，大家都說“你衣服夠多了”
❖ 17. Bags to you are like pants - you wear a new one every day 
包包對你來說就像褲子一樣——每天換一個
❖ 18. Every time you're invited to an event, you buy something new 
每次獲邀出席某個場合，你都要置辦幾件新行頭
❖ 19. Your friends are better at remembering what you own than you are
朋友們更容易記住你穿過的衣服，早忘了你是個什麼樣的人
❖ 20. You have a bra to match every kind of outfit 
每套行頭你都有專門的胸罩來搭配
❖ 21. Strangers on Instagram think you're rich - they don't see the Cup A Soup dinners 
社交網站上的人還以為你富得流油，殊不知你晚餐只喝一杯速食湯
❖ 22. Your dry-clean pile never gets done - when you have so many other clothes to wear, what's the point? 
你的髒衣服永遠堆在那兒——還有那麼多其他選擇，何必去洗髒的？
❖ 23. Your clothes are always creased from cramming too many in your wardrobe 
衣櫃裡衣服太多，弄的都起皺了
❖ 24. You definitely own more hangers than you know people 
你衣架的數量比你認識的人的數量還多
❖ 25. Sometimes you get home and realize the top you just bought is identical to one you already own 
有時你到家才發現，剛買的那件上衣跟之前買過的一件一模一樣
❖ 26. At weekends you play with your clothes as if they were your toys 
週末你淨跟自己的衣服打交道了，仿佛它們是你的玩具
❖ 27. Your laundry basket acts as extra storage 
髒衣簍其實是一個你儲存衣服的地方
❖ 28. So does the washing machine 
洗衣機也是
❖ 29. So does the clothes horse 
晾衣架也是
❖ 30. If you sold all of your clothes you could probably buy a mansion. 
要是你賣掉所有衣服，你應該可以買棟房了。
　　
要是那樣的話，你穿什麼呢？
文章來源：30個跡象表明你衣服太多了